A bit of terminology

Goon - A term used when suggesting what to drink tonight. Goon is a generic form of alcohol which at some point grapes where used in its creation. (according to the label: May also contain nuts and fish products and has a collection of preservatives)
Goon usually comes in a 4L box with the description on the box something like: fruity White and costs $9.99 (about 4 quid) - Classy stuff.

Thongs - You ware them on your feet

Pants - You ware them on your head, ahh a good night. Otherwise known a trousers.